Our last day in The Dam dawned and we
packed our bags, said a tearful farewell to the roof terrace and made our final
climb down the stairs of terror. We walked the short distance to the
Rijksmuseum, one of Amsterdam’s jewels. Even if museums aren’t your
‘thing’ the building and gardens are worth a walk by. And while you are
walking around you just might stumble across some massive letters. Lots
of cities have slogans that they use for branding and marketing. Some are
successful like “I <3 NY” or “What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas”.
Others maybe not so successful. Baltimore’s
“The
City That Reads” is routinely edited to “The City That Breeds”.
Some cities aren’t even trying. Lafayette, Oregon bigs itself up as
“Third Oldest City in Oregon”…informative but dull. Then there’s
Cleveland, Ohio’s positive “Mistake on the Lake”. Anyway, I could go on
but I’ll stop there and try to get back to my point. Amsterdam came up
with the slogan “iamsterdam”. A little bit word play, a little bit social
inclusion; nicely done. In an effort to promote the slogan, iamsterdam is
spelled out in massive letters and we stumbled upon them over near the
Rijksmuseum (not literally thankfully!). Apparently these letters travel
around the city so you might want to double check where they are before heading
out but they are well worth a visit and a photo op.
After being a tourist, we headed back to the museum.
Rijksmuseum simply means national museum and it was founded in 1800. It
was relocated to Amsterdam, from The Hague, eight years later and the current
building was purpose built in 1885. The museum has a collection of over a
million objects and almost 8,000 of them are on display. Much of the
artwork on display is from the Dutch Golden Age of painting by artists like
Rembrandt and Vermeer. Just like a visit to the Louvre wouldn’t be
complete without a glimpse at the Mona
Lisa, a visit to the Rijksmuseum wouldn’t be complete without a glimpse at Rembrandt’s The Night Watch. Thankfully, unlike the crush of humanity that usually surrounds the tiny
portrait of Mona Lisa, The Night Watch is massive so even if there is a
crowd, you’ll see a good portion of it. I can’t say I had strong feelings
towards the painting before I arrived. I knew generally what it looked
like but to be honest, it was more about ticking a box and saying “saw
it”. But being able to stand inches away from it and see the brush
strokes and his use of light (now I’m sounding all artsy!) definitely made me
appreciate its beauty. The other two massive paintings that flank The Night Watch are some of my favourite. Militiamen of the Company of
Captain Roelof Bicker and Lieutenant Jan
Michielsz Blaeuw by Bartholomeus van der Helst (a mouthful isn’t it!) and The Meagre Company by Frans Hals and Pieter Codde are
amazing in their detail. Again you can stand close to the painting (but
not TOO close) and see the details of the lace collars or fancy buttons.
I also loved the attitude the guys were giving off, working their angles and
looking like they would be at home on a catwalk…all it needed was a few to pull
the arm triangle pose and it could have been a group going off to a high school
dance! (I’m a born art critic aren’t I? Iamsterdam!)
After getting our fill of art, we headed
to Centraal Station to drop off our bags.
On our canal trip the night
before, we had floated by the Sea Palace, a pagoda style Chinese restaurant
that is apparently the first floating restaurant in Europe. If you like
Chinese food, this place is amazing.
Just wandering in the main door is a feast for the eyes with the ornate
decor and views onto the water. And if they were a feast for the eyes,
the food was just a feast for the stomach. You can get a bit complacent
about Chinese food when the majority of what you eat is take away but have some
good dim sum and it makes you appreciate it all over again.
With
our stomachs full, we headed off to our next museum. This museum was a
bit different than the illustrious Rijksmuseum we had just visited but as
museum people it was our duty to traverse all museums; large or small, renowned
or rude. So off to the Sex Museum we went. Perhaps we took a too
academic approach to the ‘museum’ but it seemed rather conflicted as to whether
it would be an informative museum that explored the history of and humanity’s
relationship with sex or whether it was going to be a crude and jokey flesh
parade. Not to say one style is better than the other but it needed to
commit to its mission statement! (It’s official…this masters has ruined
my mindless enjoyment of museums forever!) While they had legitimate
museum pieces like Ancient Greek pottery they also had an animatronic
flasher. A visit is worth it for a laugh but it really could do with a
reimagining…now that sounds like an interesting work placement!
Keeping on the theme of the afternoon,
we wandered over to the Red Light District. I’m sure it’s much different at night,
but to be honest you can hardly tell you are there. For the most part it looks like any
other Amsterdam street with cobblestones and canal houses. Every now and then instead of a
standard door, there was a glass door with a scantily clad woman waiting
there. Some stood and posed
but others sat looking bored or ate their dinner, it was weird but I guess
that’s the reality of legalised prostitution. Just like office work, sometimes you
have your slow days and some days you’ve gotta eat at your desk.
Getting back on the culture track, I
popped in to see the Oude Kerk (old church) which is the oldest building in
Amsterdam. Opened in 1306, it started life as a Roman Catholic church and
after the Reformation, changed to a Calvinist Dutch Reformed church. It’s
still an active church today but it is also used for non-religious purposes.
The day we were there it was acting as an art gallery with large art
installations in the aisles. The inside is pretty stark and empty, which
is probably why they can host a wide range of events there. The organ,
which dates back to the 1650s, dominates the centre of the church and I bet
that would be amazing to hear.
With our flight hour approaching, we
boarded the train to Schnipple Airport and bid a fond farewell to The
Dam. It had been a
whirlwind tour of The Venice of the North with amazing weather, lots of laughs
and, of course, that stunning roof terrace! Until next time :)